Total Medals Earned: 959 (From 197 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,390 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.